We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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