Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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