Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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