normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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