my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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