Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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