Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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