My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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