I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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