Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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