u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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