playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can you repeat that, but with context?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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