I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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