Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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