Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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