I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
