Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
