that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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