Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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