So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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