how can u be prego again
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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