What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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