ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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