plz talk dirty to me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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