therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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