At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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