Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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