she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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