I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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