the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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