Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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