you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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