Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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