Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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