I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
love makes seman taste better
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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