Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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