Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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