if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
