Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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