Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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