I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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