I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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