i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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