I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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