All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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