You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
