just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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