What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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