Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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