After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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