It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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