you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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